yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
