Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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