bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
