just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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