At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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