Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Is it penis luge time yet?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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