Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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