Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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