Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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