the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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