every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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