wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
