I'm jealous of your bromance
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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