I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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