He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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