This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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