You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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