To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
