ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We have started to decorate penises.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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