Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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