I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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