he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
50% drunk capacity currently
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize