I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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