Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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