so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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