All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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