And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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