Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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