After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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