Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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