Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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