Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just had sex on a roof
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize