Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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