There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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