weddingsv make me drug and hornr
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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