Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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