so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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