btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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