its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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