We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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