I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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