That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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