too bad you live with your parents still
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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