Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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