Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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