brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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