so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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