and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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