i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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