dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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