everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Too much gin, very little bucket
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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