Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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