Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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