found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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