She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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